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Even the rich in UK feel poor

A tenth of the British population are classed as "rich" - but do not feel it. More than 2.5 million households earn £88,000 (BD66,308) - almost triple the average household income of £33,000 (BD24,800) - take two foreign holidays a year and have more than £20,000 (BD15,070) worth of disposable annual income, insurer Hiscox says. However, 90 per cent of them do not consider themselves at all wealthy, according to a survey of 1,000 professionals. So how do you measure up? Are you:

A home-owner living in the southeast? A professional worker with an income of £50,000-250,000? See yourself as "no longer ordinary, but not yet extraordinary"?

Fish & chips
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“Bloody curry business is really going down Ganges if we serving this crap...”
~ Asian chipshop man on selling Fish & chips

“A bag o'scraps mate.”
~ Customer on Fish & chips

Origins
Absolutely millions of fish were swimming happily around the North Sea until Sir Walter Raleigh found potatoes in America. This was very bad news for the happy fish, because fish & chips is composed of two main ingredients: fish and potatoes - so we don't we need an IQ test to work that one out.

Britain
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Fingerprint

All visitors to Britain requiring visas will have to be fingerprinted starting yesterday, the government said. Immigration Minister Liam Byrne said those applying for a British visa from any of 133 countries would now have their fingerprints checked against a database.
Byrne said the system, which the government has gradually been introducing around the world since September 2006, had already captured biometric information from more than 1 million people. He said the system had flagged nearly 500 cases of identity fraud.