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Indian actress Frieda Pinto will romance Hollywood heartthrob Daniel Craig in the next 007 movie as she steps into the coveted shoes of a Bond girl.

The actress, who rose to international stardom with the Oscar-winning film Slumdog Millionaire, will star in the next spy flick to be directed by Sam Mendes, reported Mirror online.

“Sam (Mendes) has been talking about Bond for months now and is so excited about it. The project has been in the pipeline for months and Freida was always the dream Bond girl, but initially she was nervous about accepting it,” said a source.

Di na uso ang Erap jokes. . . let us try Manny Pack'iao jokes this time.

"HIDDEN SOLDIERS !" ............ ........ yan ang sagot ni Manny Pacquiao sa tanong na "What is the world's
No. 1 anti-dandruff shampoo?" (Head 'n Shoulders)

Genie: Bibigyan kita ng isang kahilingan.
Aling Dionisia: Talaga?....gusto ko gumanda!

Genie: Buksan mo ang bote.

Aling Dionisia : At gaganda na ako?

Genie: Hindi. Babalik na lang ako.

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Pacman: Sabi ng titser ko, bakit daw ang eggplant walang egg?

Aling Dionisia: Sabihon mo sa titser mo, na pag me egg yun, turta na yan, TURTA!

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Hey,

I am moving to Doha this weekend and looking for contacts in the stand up comedy industry~!

Bilal
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Casting: Ajay Devgan, Konkona Sen Sharma, Paresh Rawal

Language: Hindi

Movie Timings:

City Center: 11:45 AM + 2:00 PM + 4:15 PM + 6:30 + 8:45 + 11:00 PM

Gulf Cinema: 2:30 PM + 11:30 PM

Casting:
Jayaram, Jayasurya, Indrajith, Bhavana, Samvritha Sunil, Reema

Language: Malayalam

Movie Timings:

Gulf Cinema: 5:30 PM - 8:30 PM and (2) 2:00 PM - 11:30 PM

tama na muna isyu sa mayang mangiliw at api mertday ulit kay Nort. nyok nyok muna… api weekend ngays!!!

dumating ang anak na ngongo sa bahay at tinakpan ang mata ng nanay....
Anak: "nges hu?"
nanay: gaggyy!!!! pa-nges hu nges hu ka pa dyan....e ikaw lng ngongo d2!!!!

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Nakaamoy si ngongo ng pabango sa isang store.
Sabi ni ngongo, "Ale, mango!"
Sabi naman ng saleslady, "Pabango 'yan, hindi alimango!"
Ulit ni ngongo, "Ale, mango!"
Nag-agawan sila sa pabango. Nahulog ang pabango at nabasag.
Sabi ni ngongo, "Ale, masag!"

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lam nyo to...

lam nyo rin...

lam nyo...

lam nyo rin...